should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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