I feel like abortions should bother me more
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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