He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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