she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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