sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I have so many feelings about this burrito
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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