And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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