I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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