she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
