What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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