Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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