Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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