Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Randomize
