I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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