girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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