dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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