i just wanna soil my oats bro
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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