what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Randomize