we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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