Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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