How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
