you win again, gameday.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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