Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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