I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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