Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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