And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
its not stalking. its research.
i just google imaged poop.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Come share oat with me in your robe
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize