ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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