I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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