lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Randomize
