I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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