You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Randomize
