listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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