Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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