All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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