am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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