barbara walters just said penis...
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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