You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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