I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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