There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Terrible idea I love it
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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