I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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