WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
