do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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