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maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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