This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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