I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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