i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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