why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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