no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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