READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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