And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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