you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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