This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
