What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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