Christians are straight up FREAKS
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
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