These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
